Okay – lets get one thing straight: I love the gays.
Recently I made a comment on FoxRadio 1010 about how I support ‘Traditional Marriage’.
Holy Toledo! – did people get hopping mad. But It’s just a misunderstanding…
By ‘traditional’ I meant renting a banquet hall in the suburbs and serving chicken and having the bride dress all of her ex-friends in polyester fuchsia.
Nothing to do with the gays.
But since it seems to have opened up a Pandora’s box, I’ll come out… with my official policy towards homosexuality:
I LOVE THE GAYS.
I know the gays keep the economy rolling, what with all the clothes and glow sticks, and such that they buy.
I know the gays have contributed immensely to our culture. Who doesn’t love Steven and Chris on CBC? Or Penn and Teller? Or those guys on Myth Busters? Hell, I grow up on the Three Stooges, and even at my young age I knew they weren’t right.
Gays are just like normal people, except they are gay. Hey, even I went through an experimental period in the 80’s (who didn’t?).
So, in conclusion I love the gays.
And yes: I believe the gays should be allowed to marry.
Just not to each other.
Keeping you on the straight and narrow. ©